You just might be a redneck...

...if this is the front page story of your local community newspaper. I love the little old lady with the shotgun in her PJ's holding a dead gopher, but my favorite part is the caption at the bottom.



In case you can't read it, it says, "Mrs. Constance Noring, bagged this sumo-gopher last Sunday evening in Washington County for her grits and gopher recipe." Doesn't that sound mighty tasty???
Now if that's not a true Tennessee-an, I don't know what is!